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Sunday 4 September 2016

Attitudes Peculiar To Ladies

Reasons why some ladies will forever remain single or wont get married quickly

If you're a LADY and reading this piece/article, please do desist from any of the aforementioned POINTS below (if you have any of the trait in you, been it homozygous/heterozygous dominant/recessive alleles).

1) Specifications
This point bad gaan.
I really dont know when have now turned to computerized & electronics gadgets that must have specs..

I ve come to notice the fact that, "HUSBANDS are not scarce, but the SPECS most ladies want aint in market".

You ask a lady what type of man will you like to marry.? You will get replies like;
* he must be tall
* he must be muscular with six packs
* have a dick size of 8inches
* have car
* built a house
* medical practitioner/banker/lawyers/etc

Abeg, how many man get all this specs all at once?
There is nothing bad in building up your own man yourself and start from the grassroot with him

Pls, if you dont want to graduate from MENOPAUSE to "MENO-STOP", pls delete this silly mindset from heart

2) Standard
Well, this point is kinda related to point number two above. But i will still make some differences.

There is nothing bad in having our own standard. We all have our worth and prices but that doesn't mean YOU LADIES should tag yourselves with high price.

Just like a product been sold in market, if you try to sell yourself too high, you're only chasing customers away from your shop and the buyer will by so doing go to another seller where he could afford what he wants to buy.

3) Hypocrisy
Many of our ladies live a life of lies and deceits. They tend to be what they are not or a opposite of they seek from other men.
You will hear ladies say;
* my man must be gentle while they themselves are wolves in sheep clothing. Very Arrogant & Stupid
* he must be intelligent and yet, 70% of this ladies are dumbs and have nothing upstairs. All they've  got to offer is the COOKIE-JAR.
* my man must be God fearing, and yet, Pastor Timothy has dug the hell out of your honeypot (punnany/cookie-jar)
* he must have his own apartment, yet, you and your parents live in a FACE-ME-I-SLAP-YOU compound
* he must be rich, yet, your papa no buy you phone
* he must be faithful, and yet, they themselves jump from every Idowu, John, Peter, Isaac and Samuel's dick.
* he must not party, and yet, at every party, most of this ladies are present.
If you know you possess any of point 3, then get ready to be the landlord of ya father's house.

4) Forming Hard To Get
Many babes fall into this category. Its good to prove hard to get, but dont push it too far to the extent of frustrating the guys. And statistics has shown that most of the ladies who form hard to get still lose their boyfriends

Most guys gat no time for nonsense. We gat no time to waste

5) Promiscuity and Cheats.
Approximately 90% of Girls cheat.
If you ask them why, you will get this reply: "I DONT WANNA CAST ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET". Therefore, they tend to have numerous guys flocking them.
They all have assistant boyfriends who they claim to either be their UNCLES/BESTIE/COURSE_MATES/COUSINS etc all in the name of still enjoying life.
Now, how do you want us to cope with such a lifestyle of yours?

6) There Is Still Time.
I laugh out loud when i hear this frm most ladies. Due to too much of flexing and partying, they forgot time waits for nobody. When they start clocking 29 - 30yrs, you will be meeting them in every CHURCH REVIVALS, CRUSADES, SHILOH, MOUNTAINS looking for husbands.

7) Behaviour
Most Nigerian Ladies are ill-mannered. Majority are arrogant and rude. What i still dont understand is if they really gat HOME TRAINING.
Some ladies are so RUDE gaan. They tend to raise their shoulders high to reach guys own.
You try to woo them, you get insulted.
That was how i was speaking with a BAE on phone over an issue, this so called raised her voice on me and started blabbing junks.
Pls, if you dont want to reach MENOPAUSE in ya PAPA's house, please try to be submissive and humble at all cost.

And if you possess two or more out of these listed points, then congratulations, you have just been promoted from MENOPAUSE TO MENOSTOP and finally to MENO-EJECT

THANKS

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